10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.