10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.