10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear