10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson