10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth