10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "No river, no fish."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-