10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha