10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.