10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT