10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.