10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.