10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth