10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Welcome to kicker school
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson