10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson