10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike