10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders