10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery