10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Fook the floosh droo!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.