10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is