10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"