10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes