10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris