10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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