10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "No river, no fish."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger