10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester