10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.