10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---