10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Welcome to kicker school
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant