10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth