10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier