10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson