10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22