10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel