10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'