10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.