10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Fold and live to fold again
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--