10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.