10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Welcome to kicker school