10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.