10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.