10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament