10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
"I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.