10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.