10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet