10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury