10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.