10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Fold and live to fold again
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters