10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword