10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.