10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"